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Next, they tried...
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
What are the signs of mild autism in a child?
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
No way
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
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